You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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