its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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