Ambien. No doubt about it.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Someone signed my nipple.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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