Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Oh god it's open bar.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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