ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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