all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
im holly from the hills drunk
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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