sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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