i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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