I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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