I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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