Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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