She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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