I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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