party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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