Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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