i think i recognize dicks better than faces
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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