gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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