ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It's shark week go big or go home
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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