she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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