We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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