You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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