Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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