problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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