Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
babies were throwing up all over the place
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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