Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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