I wanna passion pit in your ass
my sisters under your porch take her home
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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