just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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