I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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