Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
