brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
