Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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