STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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