found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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