i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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