I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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