The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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