Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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