i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
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Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
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