Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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