Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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