Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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