She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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