there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
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I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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