so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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