All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
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Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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