She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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