THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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