? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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