She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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