he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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