would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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