Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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