I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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