How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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