I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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