: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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