just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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